For Those Who Don't Read

I hate people who don't read! Why you ask? Let me explain - there is a lovely circle drive where Hunter's camps are - and since there is this lovely circle drive there is also drive-thru pick up and drop off service. Now in theory this should be a smooth process - but we all know that morons always throw a wrench into a smooth operation and completely snarl it up! The pool where swim team practice is held is also located at this circle drive - so you have morons conjugating in the same location for 2 different reasons. The camp staff has placed signs up that say "NO PARKING during camp drop off (8:45-9:00) and pick up (3:30-3:45) times". Apparently the swim team parent's don't believe these signs pertain to them as there are always about 3 cars PARKED in the circle! GRRRRRR!!!!! These people being parked in the circle completely throws off the other set of morons who are trying to drive-thru and drop their kid off for camp. So now you have a long line backed up behind the morons who are parked there (going out of the parking lot and into the street) and no way to get out. Stupid people! This is how the morning drop off seems to go everyday. Now in the afternoon you get a new twist on the situation. Since swim practice is over you are no longer contending with those idiots instead you are contending with the idiots whose kid is in camp. There is a big sign that says "Parents for a smooth & seamless pick up please pull to the END of the circle drive". Do you think the people who are at the front actually do this? Hell no they don't - instead they pull even with the doors which are located half way through the circle! You have a sign that you leave on your dashboard that has your last name on it and as you pull through the circle somebody reads your name and then uses a walkie talkie to call inside where your kid is waiting. I guess the idiots who don't pull to the end of the sidewalk figure that if they move from where their name was read they are going to forget which car belongs to which kid. So you know as kids are loaded into the cars and people pull out of the circle everyone should move around accordingly - never happens - everyone just sits there until their kid is loaded into the car - on the off chance that the people do pull around they only go as far as the middle of the circle! There should be a rule too that your kid must be able to put their seat belt on themselves in order to use the pick up line. There is this one lady who everyday pulls into the circle and puts it in park so that she can hop out and wait for them to bring out her kid - doesn't matter if the cars in front of her have pulled out, her car remains where she initially pulled up - waiting on her kid to come out so she can put her in and buckle her up. Honestly lady - you are already parking and getting out of your car - why don't you not be such a moron and go put it in PARK in one of the lovely PARKING SPACES located just a few steps away and go in to retrieve your kid! The line going out of the parking lot and into the street is even worse in the afternoon because not only do you have people trying to get in to pick up from camp but the pool is also open so there are a ton of people trying to get into the parking lot for that. Aaahhh, if only I ran the world things would go much smoother! I have a very low tolerance for stupid - who am I kidding I have ZERO tolerance for stupid!